Rewild Dating


#1

I want a girlfriend to rewild with. I’m 25, 6’4", 225lbs of of pure hate for civilization.


#2

Towhee,

I can’t help you in the girlfriend department, but I sure am glad to be on your side, LOL!!


#3

I’ll go on a date with you, but only if that salmon in your hand weighs at least 35 pounds. I don’t want to date a bad provider. >:(

signed,
Willemina


#4

Sorry Willemina, i can only provide for those who have the potential to bear my children. Willemina, is that Italian? Glad to be on your side too Misko. I think I’ll run a speed dating course at the next rewild camp.


#5

Sounds good to me! Ai havent dated in … oh, boy… howlong?? cause ai cant relate to any single woman mai age who ai know.


#6

Have you looked in the cougar demographic? Could be pretty wild.


#7

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I crush on a girl.
I think I’ll write her a poem.
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#8

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I always thought that sounded kind of painful. :stuck_out_tongue:


#9

Somewhat appropriate then, as it often feels painful… :-\