giggle I hate the very concept of beauty pageants, but this one sounds most amusing: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/5584958.html
I think I read about this in News of the Weird or something! Those quotes are hysterical.
You know, I’m reminded of a documentary I saw awhile ago on PBS or something on the Miss Navajo pageant; those girls are expected to kill, skin, and prepare a sheep.