My greatest fear when I am way out in the woods is that i will dislocate my shoulder. I’ve dislocated it twice, once in a skateboarding accident where i jammed it backwards and the second time I simply slipped into the woods, grabbed on to a tree and my arm basically stayed attached to the tree while my body fell out of it at the shoulder. I was pretty far down in a ravine that time and could not see myself walking out so my companion went for help. I lay face down on a boulder for an hour or two becoming slowly hypothermic (luckily I was wearing all wool clothing, unfortunately they cut it off me later, ruining it all) and trying and failing to will the shoulder back into it’s socket with meditation and mind power. I was just about to get up and start a fire with the birchbark nearby when the rescue squad appeared. It all resulted in a very expensive ambulance ride (I had no insurance, thank god for winning a charitable hospital “scholarship”) and a hefty dose of morphine that did nothing to dull the pain. In the end I wish I had sucked it up and walked out and driven to the hospital, but what I wished more was that myself or someone else had just been able to set my shoulder back right away. Once it is back in place the pain that is around 10 on that little frowny face scale at the emergency room stops almost immediately and goes back to a smiley 1 or 2. It’s amazing. and horrible because the EMTs and doctors won’t touch the thing until x-rays are done to make sure nothing is broken and you know how long that can take.
So my question is does anyone have information about dislocations and how to put them right? Can the shoulder get dislocated both behind and in front of the socket? I was awake the first time it was set and all they did was have me lay on my stomach with my hand hanging off the bed while the doctor pushed from behind and a friend pulled down on my hand. But that didn’t work in the woods. I was passed out the second time so i don’t know what they did though I think I was on my back. I’ve tried to look this up on the internet before but it makes me nauseous . I should really exercise my shoulder too. I always quit going to my rehabilitation half way thorugh, and now it is so freaking delicate. I tore it a little in december playing a ridiculous game (sober) that involves picking up a cereal box from the ground with just your teeth and cutting away 1 inch strips after each round. Does anyone know what activities are best for strenghtening the shoulder? I just know I will never stick to an exercise regimine but like paddling, or rock climbing, or hide pulling, or wood chopping I might actually do. One thing I can’t do is pitch baseballs. Sorry. They told me not to do that. You can imagine my dismay.