I also owe you four more e-primed versions of "Ah, Carl, while you are not safe I am not safe, and now you're really in the total animal soup of time":
Carl, my friend, I stand with you: the rain that falls on your head also falls on mine. I stand with you even now as you crouch at the center of a tornado. I love you, man.
Look out, Carl! Look out for that bear! The angry bear that charges you! Oh god and now she charges us both!! See that total animal soup of time up ahead on the left? Let's dive in and maybe the bear will go away, aghhhh!!! ((sound of bear eating two people))
Danger surrounds us on all sides. Fire and piranhas and knives. Death looms. Let us prepare to join the other animals in the steaming pot we call the total animal soup of time.
As a super sensitive empathic person I feel keenly connected to everyone, including you, Carl. Unfortunately this means I absorb not only your happiness but also your pain: when you feel anxious, I feel anxious. And when you feel engulfed by this feeling you call "the total animal soup of time," those feelings jump into me as well. In other words, think positive, Carl. I don’t need this negative shit.