[quote=âAiriqueâ]>The Sinking Ship by DQ>
The ship was sinkingâand sinking fast. The captain told the passengers and crew, âWeâve got to get the lifeboats in the water right away.â
But the crew said, âFirst we have to end capitalist oppression of the working class. Then weâll take care of the lifeboats.â
Then the women said, âFirst we want equal pay for equal work. The lifeboats can wait.â
The racial minorities said, âFirst we need to end racial discrimination. Then seating in the lifeboats will be allotted fairly.â
The captain said, âThese are all important issues, but they wonât matter a damn if we donât survive. Weâve got to lower the lifeboats right away!â
But the religionists said, âFirst we need to bring prayer back into the classroom. This is more important than lifeboats.â
Then the pro-life contingent said, âFirst we must outlaw abortion. Fetuses have just as much right to be in those lifeboats as anyone else.â
The right-to-choose contingent said, âFirst acknowledge our right to abortion, then weâll help with the lifeboats.â
The socialists said, âFirst we must redistribute the wealth. Once thatâs done everyone will work equally hard at lowering the lifeboats.â
The animal-rights activists said, âFirst we must end the use of animals in medical experiments. We canât let this be subordinated to lowering the lifeboats.â
Finally the ship sank, and because none of the lifeboats had been lowered, everyone drowned.
The last thought of more than one of them was, âI never dreamed that solving humanityâs problems would take so longâor that the ship would sink so SUDDENLY.â[/quote]
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The Sinking Ship by DQ>
As the ship sank fast the captain told the passengers and crew, âWeâve got to get the lifeboats in the water right away.â
But the crew said, âFirst we have to end capitalist oppression of the working class. Then weâll take care of the lifeboats.â
Then the women said, âFirst we want equal pay for equal work. The lifeboats can wait.â
The racial minorities said, âFirst we need to end racial discrimination. Then we will have allotted seating in the lifeboats.â
The captain said, âYou have all brought important issues to the table, but they wonât matter a damn if we donât survive. Weâve got to lower the lifeboats right away!â
But the religionists said, âWe need to bring prayer back into the classroom before we get the less important lifeboats.â
The right-to-choose contingent said, âFirst acknowledge our right to abortion, then weâll help with the lifeboats.â
The socialists said, âFirst we must redistribute the wealth so that everyone will work equally hard at lowering the lifeboats.â
The animal-rights activists said, âFirst we must end the use of animals in medical experiments. We canât let this occur subordinative to lowering the lifeboats.â
Finally the ship sank, and because none of the lifeboats abandoned ship, everyone drowned.
More than one of them last thought, âI never dreamed that solving humanityâs problems would take so longâor that the ship would sink so SUDDENLY.â