"Every so often I see a news story of a cow, goat or some wild turkeys dipping into the ‘extra ripe stuff’ and having themselves a bit of a bender. "
Oh yeah konscii. One year there was my family and two other families that went to the Yakima Valley to do farm work for the summer. We set up a camp with a canning and drying scene in a canyon just north of there to live. Some of us would go to work in the orchards each day and some would stay in camp to look after the kids and do the canning and drying.
We found out about a 50 acre pear orchard that was not going to be harvested because it got hailed on and the fruit had marks all over it from the hail stones. We picked a pick up truck full and got them all cut and layed out on our drying racks. (we had a big drying set up there.)
A couple of days later we discovered that a huge swarm of yellow jackets had gorged themselves on our pears and the only thing left was the skins. The yellow jackets were so drunk on the sugar that we just scraped them off the racks with a stick and they layed drunk in a heap on the ground.
PS. Yes the white vinegar you buy in the store is 5% acetic acid. The fixer used in a darkroom is a fair bit stronger but it’s acetic acid as well. I used to spend a lot of time in darkrooms.